A Wanabe Paparazzi's Daily Journal

The worldwide obsession with celebrities spawns one of the most fascinating and feared by-products of pop culture...the paparazzi. If you don't know Paparazzi are photographers who tirelessly hunt celebrities, public figures and their families for the opportunity to photograph them in candid, unflattering and at times compromising moments.That's where I come in you see in my mind I am your worst nightmare. Well not your's but there's, yes there's. The ever so elusive celebrity hijinks that I live for.(Remember this is my dream so I say what's hot and what's not). What began as simple "Pauly Shore Dreams" is now a high-stakes game of cat and mouse that I play out in the everyday lives of my celebrity prey. As our cultures' voracious hunger for celebrity gossip grows, so do the prices of these photos and the risks paparazzi (that's me) take to get them. Many ethical, legal and privacy issues arise out of theese questionable dreams, but my high powered lawyer's allways win. (My dream remeber) come with me as I chase Brittney Spears, Nichole Richie, Paris Hilton and yes Lindsey Lohan @ that bitch!! Still owes me $3.00. Everyday Is a new adventure so return daily and see what's new in Beverly, hills that is, movie star's "Oh, you get the picture.

What You'll Learn Today

How do I, me the paparazzi get those oh so sought out shots? Where do we sell the pictures? How do I get away with what I do? In this Blog, A Wanabe Paparazzi looks at those questions as well as how celebrities are fighting me back.

Monday, August 20, 2007

I Told You No Photo's


Last night I had a dream I drempt I intentionally had a car accident with Catherine Zeta-Jones to force her out of her car. Nah..I would never do that.

Then I intentionally provoked Sean Penn into a physical confrontation to get photos and create lawsuits.

Later that night I posed as Michael Douglas's family members to gain access to the hospital where his son was being born.But it was still early so I surrounded Britney Spears and her mother at a pet store.Then Britney's mother injured my big toe fleeing the scene in her car.

Wow, what a night.I warned you this was my dream.
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