A Wanabe Paparazzi's Daily Journal

The worldwide obsession with celebrities spawns one of the most fascinating and feared by-products of pop culture...the paparazzi. If you don't know Paparazzi are photographers who tirelessly hunt celebrities, public figures and their families for the opportunity to photograph them in candid, unflattering and at times compromising moments.That's where I come in you see in my mind I am your worst nightmare. Well not your's but there's, yes there's. The ever so elusive celebrity hijinks that I live for.(Remember this is my dream so I say what's hot and what's not). What began as simple "Pauly Shore Dreams" is now a high-stakes game of cat and mouse that I play out in the everyday lives of my celebrity prey. As our cultures' voracious hunger for celebrity gossip grows, so do the prices of these photos and the risks paparazzi (that's me) take to get them. Many ethical, legal and privacy issues arise out of theese questionable dreams, but my high powered lawyer's allways win. (My dream remeber) come with me as I chase Brittney Spears, Nichole Richie, Paris Hilton and yes Lindsey Lohan @ that bitch!! Still owes me $3.00. Everyday Is a new adventure so return daily and see what's new in Beverly, hills that is, movie star's "Oh, you get the picture.

What You'll Learn Today

How do I, me the paparazzi get those oh so sought out shots? Where do we sell the pictures? How do I get away with what I do? In this Blog, A Wanabe Paparazzi looks at those questions as well as how celebrities are fighting me back.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Sorry But It's Nor Allways Pretty In My Lah Lah Land


Jennifer Lopez was swiming and I happened to get a shot of that famous ass. Oh yea baby..just love that cellulite.

look it's Brittney Spears with no boobs
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Today I Think I'll Be A Rapper How Do I Look...Yea Im Bad

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Today I Woke Up And I Was Brittney Spears


I just wanted a hotdog..I can't beleve they wouldn't searve me Im Brittney Fuckin Spears #%#$*#@*% Blah..Blah..Blah. And where did I leave my panties, I mean limo.
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Either Her Boobs hang Down To Her Belt Or That Is The Ugliest Pair Of Jeans I Have Ever Seen

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I Told You Paris Not Even If You Dipped Yourself In Gold

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I Told You No Photo's


Last night I had a dream I drempt I intentionally had a car accident with Catherine Zeta-Jones to force her out of her car. Nah..I would never do that.

Then I intentionally provoked Sean Penn into a physical confrontation to get photos and create lawsuits.

Later that night I posed as Michael Douglas's family members to gain access to the hospital where his son was being born.But it was still early so I surrounded Britney Spears and her mother at a pet store.Then Britney's mother injured my big toe fleeing the scene in her car.

Wow, what a night.I warned you this was my dream.
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Why Does Everybody Want To Shoot Me


Enough about me, let's go see who's acting up today. Brittney's house is allways a good place to start. Hey lookeee here it's Angelina Jolie headed to the grocery store in some third world country. Nah..she's just on the set of her new Mat Damon flick.

Let's Keep looking Hey it's Nora Leech wears a paper-thin blue and white old fashioned printed dress from thrift store off Melrose place, nice H&M bag, thrift shoes, and sunglasses from a truck stop. "My style is kind of grandma, but with a courtesan added in. It's grandma meets courtesan." Yea what ever Nora and who the hell are you anyway? And why are you standing in my driveway?
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